Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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