jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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