question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I have tasted many bathrooms
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
