I'm really into asian looking animals
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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