is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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