You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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