Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm like, not good at living.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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