I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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