break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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