We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
wow bdsm is so cute
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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