8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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