your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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