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• (516): View more from New York

  It was kind of weird

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  What did your mom walk in?

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  She flung her tampon across the room.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on

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• (516): View more from New York

  i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.

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• (714): View more from California

  sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.

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• (707): View more from California

  Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.

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