she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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