I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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