Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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