I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I just want to make out with him forever
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
All the doctor said was why
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
