Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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