How'd it feel making her break her religion?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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