so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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