? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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