i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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