'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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