i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
only you would photoshop your dick
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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