you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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