I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
