Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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