They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
