Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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