that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
