It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Barsexuality is the new black.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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