a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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