There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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