just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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