I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I looked at my own cervix.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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