You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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