she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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