i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I am naked and annoyed.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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