She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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