so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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