Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
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