its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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