ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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