Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I understand Curling. That high.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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