Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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