I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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