The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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