Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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