We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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