it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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