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fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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