I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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